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Here's what a few notable communists would look like with bangs

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Ghost of Reagan

Nov 23, 2020

Inspired by a tweet from Allie Stuckey, I wondered what would happen if you combined two bad ideas: Communism & bangs. Turns out it's awful.

Karl Marx with Bangs

Stalin with Bangs

The lip bangs came standard.

Mao with Bangs

If looks could kill... they'd slay around 100 million people with the dehumanizing ideology of Communism.


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