Here's your weekly safety report from the wasteland known as Chiraq
· Jan 2, 2023 ·

Good thing Chicago is a gun-free zone!

[Warning: Violence]

Yeah, that's absolutely nuts.

This woman is walking up to her door with her kid and she gets robbed by two teens who haven't even had their voices drop yet.

Look at the mag this dummy is running on his gun:

"Hey, look at me! I've got a 30-round mag so I can shoot wildly in all directions! I'm a man now!"

The sad thing is, these kids think this is what being a man looks like. Most of them haven't had fathers for decades. Running around in sweatpants with cool kicks and a sidearm is the definition of masculinity for them.

Like I said though, the city of Chicago has been run by Democratic leaders for decades and has some of the strictest gun laws in the nation. Lawful conceal carry is basically a no-go and residents must have a state gun ID to purchase weapons and ammo. Up until 2014, gun shops were banned. Starting in 2024, all private gun sales will require a background check.

Oh, and you have to be 21 years old to purchase guns.

As you can see from this fine 12-year-old perp, these measures seem to definitely be working!

(P.S. - Chicago had 688 murders in 2022 and 2,600 shootings. Five murders happened in the first 36 hours of 2023 and one was a 9-year-old boy.)

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