First, there was a dude promoting "Her"shey's:
Now, there is this abomination in the sight of God Almighty:
A little news for vegans and vegan-curious consumers:
Whenever a woke company starts teasing you with the phrase "[something]-curious", run away.
You can soon try plant-based Reese's peanut butter cups and Hershey's chocolate bars. Citing a rise in the popularity of plant-based alternatives, the Hershey Co. launched two such sweets on Tuesday, with nationwide availability set to arrive this spring.
Your plant-based Reese's will always be an abomination, like all "plant-based" creations (go look up how canola oil is made, you sinners).
Hershey's introduced a plant-based Extra Creamy with Almonds and Sea Salt chocolate bar, alongside Reese's plant-based peanut butter cups. The cups should be available this month, with the chocolate bar arriving in April.
They want that sweet Easter market!
Don't do it people.
The market for plant-based foods is expected to expand as consumers become more aware of the environmental and health impacts of frequently consuming meat and dairy products.
The environmental and health impacts of eating meat and dairy are that you live longer, feel happier, and enjoy every day under the sun.
I know I told you to look up how they made the oils for these "plant-based" derivatives that they say are better for you and the planet, but I feel like you need the fear of the Lord instilled in you, so here you go.
The plant-based market is expected to reach over $93 billion by 2028, according to a report by Brand Essence Market Research.
