Strange, isn't it?

In the midst of a nationwide banking system crisis, Joe Biden (or, more accurately, his handlers) decided to start ranting about aSsAuLt WeApOns yesterday – you know, those evil magic fire-sticks that fire themselves and are the reason for all of society's ills.

The distraction-rant started with this tweet:

Then this video, which the sign language lady was the only one paying attention to:

He had to throw a "let's be clear" in the next one, which always makes be throw up in my mouth a little:

"Enough is enough" 🥴:

Then came this absolute heater at 8:00 p.m. – well past his bedtime:

"Mr. president Americans are extremely concerned about the entire financial system melti--"

"GUN VIOLENCE! MAGIC FIRE STICKS! LOOK!"

And the grand finale:

What a joke.

Ben nailed it:

I'm sure VP Kamala went on a similar gun rant, but I can't look at her tweets because I read them in her nasally voice in my head and it makes me want to jump through a window.