This is too amazing for words (slight language warning):

"Hey n — !"

"Aren't you that Empire f — n — !"

"It's MAGA country!" (I almost started wheezing when he said that line.)

The Clayton Bigsby voices thoooo! 💀

"He wanted it to look like he fought back, that was very important for him." 💀

"He had no bruise, I wanted it to look more real, so ... I used my knuckle and gave him a noogie." 💀

This is so good, I've watched it 4 times all the way through already.

They fake kicked him lol. And the one dude did not put the rope around Jussie's neck, he just laid it on him and they took off ... meaning Jussie put the "noose" around his own neck (poetic, no?), which, remember, he still had around his neck later in his apartment when the police showed up. 🤣

On top of the situation being the funniest thing of all time, these two dudes are lowkey hilarious. I would totally hang out with them.

Also, just for the record, our vice president still has this tweet up:

Outstanding.