After weeks of bombshell stories dropping about the Biden family, including personal laptop data, photos, texts, eyewitness testimony of a former business partner, and an extensive Senate report, not-quite-president-elect Joe Biden decided to defiantly march his son Hunter out onto stage for his "victory" speech.

This is the man that could be running America soon, folks. Nevermind that his son is under active FBI investigation for money laundering or that that he allegedly has numerous photos of underage girls on his computer - Joe Biden wants you, dear citizen, to know that his victory absolves Hunter and the family of their sins. In a Godfather-like embrace, the elder Biden welcomed Hunter back with open arms, ready for him to get to work squeezing money out of lucrative foreign business deals once more. Hunter is forgiven. Hunter is, as Joe said, an "honorable man."

Don't you dare suggest otherwise. Or else.