HUNTER BIDEN (aLLeGedLy):
- Dropped a laptop off at a computer repair shop and never picked it up.
- Said laptop contained tons of sensitive information, including bank account info and statements as well as personal phone numbers for Joe Biden and his secret service team, the Clintons, and all of Obama's cabinet.
- It also contained personal documents including Hunter's passport, driver's licence, social security card, credit cards and bank statements.
- Of course, it also contained myriad images and videos of Sir Hunter in ... compromising positions, such as passed out in a bed with a crack pipe sticking out of his mouth, shots of him partially and fully nude, and tons of graphic images of him having sex (sometimes while smoking crack).
- Also thrown in are receipts showing Hunter spending tens of thousands of dollars on porn sites, strip clubs, and escort services.
- This blackmailers dream was secured behind password "Hunter02."
- This is not me saying this — check the report at Daily Mail:
- (Also, this is all to say nothing about Hunter's (aLLeGeD) dirty dealings with China and Russia.)
- (Or the fact that he was kicked out of the military for drug use.)
- (Or the fact that he just fathered a child with an Arkansas stripper whose ... services he had purchased.)
Asked about the laptop, Joe Biden blamed Russia and said ...
"My son's an honorable man."
I'm not trying to be mean, here. Just objective.
