I love me some ranch dressing, but this goes too far.

TOO.

FAR.

Yep.

Check out the sheer lack of enthusiasm for this abomination over at CNN:

I don't usually agree with the fake news on anything, but in this case, I'm with CNNLOL. Some things should not be created.

"But how can you judge it without trying it?" you ask, woefully uninformed of the wrath of God Almighty.

"Perhaps you should give it a taste" you say, unaware that such desecration of one's taste buds can not be undone.

Get behind me, Satan! Not today!

Take it from this man who already tried this frozen mush because he loves us:

It tastes like a frozen vegetable tray.

Don't do it, people!

(Some of you are going to do it, aren't you? 😭)