I'm sorry, what?

Apr 28th

If you've been terrified about breathing fresh air without a mask, you can rest easy now: the CDC has given you permission to have your God-granted liberty again:

"People two weeks removed from their last vaccine can exercise alone or with other household members outside without a face covering, the CDC said. They can also meet outdoors with a small group of other fully vaccinated people, or a mixture of fully vaccinated and unvaccinated people, the agency added. The guidance did not say what counts as a small gathering."

Of course, if you are a person who suffers from acute coronasanity, you'll have to be suspicious of all people at all times who might be outside – brace yourselves – unvaccinated and maskless.

In other news, we are all going to die.

Better stay home and stay safe forever, just to be sure!


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