It seemed like a sure thing that Ron DeSantis was going to just cruise to an easy election victory in 2024, but the lefties at The Daily Beast had other ideas.
They have now uncovered a scandal so great that I see no way the governor can survive.
I'm talking about PuddinGate.
Some random DeSantis staffer claims Ron DeSantis once on a flight 4 years ago ate pudding using three of his fingers. Welp, that does it. DeSantis' campaign is dead in the water before it even started.
Here's the real scoop from The Daily Beast:
Enshrined in DeSantis lore is an episode from four years ago: During a private plane trip from Tallahassee to Washington, D.C., in March of 2019, DeSantis enjoyed a chocolate pudding dessert — by eating it with three of his fingers, according to two sources familiar with the incident.
A representative for DeSantis' political team did not return a request for comment on it.
Let's see, he's the greatest governor in America, he led the country in fighting against lockdowns and vaccine mandates, he's taken on Disney and woke corporations, and he's protected kids from the radical trans agenda.
But there's a rumor that he once ate pudding with his fingers. AND he REFUSED to comment on it!
OH NO!
WAS THERE KETCHUP DRIPPING DOWN THE WALLS TOO??
