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I guess Apple didn't pander hard enough because here's one of their stores burning to the ground in Portland

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NTB Staff

Apr 20, 2021

[Language warning]

Might have to lay the wokeness on a little thicker, Apple.

Or perhaps instead you could realize this fundamental truth of our age:

The Woke Monster can never be satisfied. The more you feed it, the hungrier it gets.


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We now have woke soap. Like literal soap has gone woke now 🤦🏻‍♀️
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