I guess Apple didn't pander hard enough because here's one of their stores burning to the ground in Portland
· Apr 20, 2021 · NottheBee.com

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Might have to lay the wokeness on a little thicker, Apple.

Or perhaps instead you could realize this fundamental truth of our age:

The Woke Monster can never be satisfied. The more you feed it, the hungrier it gets.

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