It's so good to see an up-and-coming socialite finally having her long-awaited official debut:

Do you ever get the feeling that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is just really, really enjoying her life as an international politician/activist/commentator?

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's a $2,000+ coat. Heck, it's a nice coat. She wears it well. But...

...well, I just can't help but feel that there's something amiss here.

Ms. Ocasio-Cortez is supposed to be, like, a barn-burning, norm-destroying, socialist revolutionary or something, right?

Hasn't she kinda styled herself that way?

And yet she somehow keeps tripping her way into $700 pants and dressing up like a moneyed safari-socialite from the 1940s?

It really is like she's the femme fatale in a Bond movie.

Look, the lady can dress however she wants. She plainly enjoys it and there's nothing wrong with that.

All I'm saying is, well...when you're sufficiently revolutionary — when you really want to change the world — you really don't put this much thought into your appearance.

Really, when you're just entirely consumed with your ideology, you end up looking like...well...

I suppose we should be happy that AOC is focusing less on the revolution and more on Calvin Luo!

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