Okay, so I'm Harambe and Harambe doesn't need a car since I've got my angel wings now, but this seems like a crazy way for you humans to explode your new $40,000 whip.

Just one more anxiety to add to the list!

Since it has to be a clear liquid to get the magnifying-glass effect, I think you're off the hook with colas, coffees, and tea. I always knew water was bad for you!