If you need another reason to avoid online dating, "being tied up with duct tape and getting cut with a sharp knife" should do it
· Oct 8, 2022 · NottheBee.com

You know some great ways to meet a potential future spouse? At church. Through a friend. Via a meet-cute at the local coffee shop.

You know what's not a great way? Anything that leads to this:

In what might be the worst of blind dates, a 21-year-old Colorado man is recovering from a Tinder date gone awry. The unnamed victim was found naked and bleeding in the parking lot of an apartment complex where his 22-year-old date, identified by police as Lauren Marie Dooley, allegedly [performed a sex act on him] before binding his wrists and ankles with duct tape, and cutting him with a sharp knife.

Dude was no doubt asking himself at that point:

You got there by meeting a stranger off the Internet for sex.

Stop doing that, dummy.

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