Oh no.
Who put up those lights and said, "YES"?
London's mayor was weirdly proud of the okra-shaped light display.
Compare the London tree to New York's tree in Rockefeller Center:
And Lisbon's:
And here's Rome and Berlin:
To be fair, the tree is great: It's the lights that are wonky.
Some people tried to come to London's defense.
Okay, but here's the tree that was gifted in 1948:
And in the 1970s:
Now THOSE are proper Christmas trees!
Do better, London.
Your forefathers once ruled the world!
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