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“If you’re a Christian witch and you have a Bible holder, you can use it to also carry your wand.” 🤨

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John Knox

Feb 28, 2023

Here's your daily update on the "just be winsome" movement in the American Church:

 

 

 

(Of course she's using the NLT 😂😭)

Might be time to teach about eternal damnation, man's total depravity, and the finer points of systematic theology again!


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