I don't know where to begin, so please watch this insane video and then we'll talk about the play-by-play:

[Violence Warning]

Okay.

Yeah...

Alright, let's break this down.

First, you have this group of guys running toward the McDonald's parking lot like they mean business:

This lady here knows something is about to go down and she is WAY TOO EXCITED about it.

Then in comes Red Honda Civic guy with the intent to commit vehicular homicide:

OH NOOOOOO!

The front of his bumper was dragging before he even got to the dudes.

Maybe he had just tried to hit them from the road by driving over this barrier?

Anyway, the posse in the parking lot didn't appreciate said murder attempt, so they promptly started throwing rocks at the car and banging on it.

One of the rocks finally made it through:

Then Red Honda Guy jumps out to confront the people he just tried to take out!

So does the Passenger Dressed In Black:

Red Honda Guy quickly realizes he's outnumbered after losing his red hat and books it out of Dodge:

Leaving his compadre to fend for himself!

BUT WAIT!!!

RED HONDA GUY RETURNS!

(Notice how all the people filming inside Lucy's American Tavern backed away from the windows lolol.)

Seeing that Rainbow Jacket is alone, Red Honda Guy tries to get off a quick blow to the head, but Rainbow Jacket deflects it and Red Honda Guy falls on the ground. Not good!

You hate to see it.

BUT WAIT!

Red Honda Guy escapes!

And he clocks Helmet Guy as Helmet Guy tries to help Rainbow Jacket!

Helmet Guy scrambles to his feet and throws up his arms in defense:

And with some fancy footwork, forces Red Honda Guy to flee the field of combat.

He then flees the other way...

Before Red Honda Guy comes back for more!

Sadly, that's the end of the video, but local ABC affiliate WVCB5 has more on this Boston-area showdown:

Video shared with NewsCenter 5 shows a car driving toward a group of motorcyclists and striking one person on a motorbike in a McDonald's parking lot in Dorchester, which sparked a fight in the Boston neighborhood.

Boston police said they received a report about a fight in the parking lot of the McDonald's restaurant at 515 Gallivan Blvd. shortly after 7 p.m. Saturday.

When officers arrived at the scene, they found a heavily-damaged red Honda sedan that had fallen down a small embankment.

Police said two people involved in the fight suffered minor injuries. No arrests have been made in connection with this case.

And some more from Boston.com paints the moped riders as the possible culprits who started the whole thing:

The report said that a second victim said she was the passenger in the [red Honda] sedan. She said that they had been driving down Gallivan Boulevard when they saw a group of mopeds weaving in and out of traffic.

The victim told police she lowered her window and asked the moped riders to let the car through, but that they then began throwing rocks at the car. She said the car had rear-ended another car during that time and so they had called 911 [hence the bumper].

The victim told police that they then tried to pull over, but were assaulted by the moped riders, who were both male and female and of varying ages.

Hmm.

Methinks you literally plowed into the moped riders for revenge, but other than that important context, sure.

Stay classy, Boston!!

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