Welp, Trump won, so you know what that means: Millions of snowflake college students nationwide broke down and cried, holding their pillows close, spewing drool, phlegm, and tears onto their sheets, and missing class while it set in that America would once again be made great.
Some professors, I kid you not, actually canceled class on Wednesday because they just couldn't do it.
For instance, check out this email from a professor named Jade Schiff at Oberlin College.
"I cannot teach."
And here's Jade:
I can see now why we canceled classes. With Trump in the White House, Jade will never be able to get that abortion she's always dreamed of.
By the way, Oberlin is the oldest coed Liberal Arts school in the nation. So they've got a name to live up to here as Literally Hitler™ enters the White House.
But if you're a student whose professor didn't cancel classes because of democratic election results, you can head to the Wilder Hall Lobby to process things.
This is the state of our country, folks.
If they're not transing the kids, aborting babies, and giving handouts to all the non-white, non-cis gays, they're crying because a president got elected that won't trans the kids, abort babies, and give handouts to all the non-white, non-cis gays.
Keep the meltdowns coming, lefties. We love to see 'em.
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