Stay classy, Windy City:
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Oh, 26 people were also shot over the weekend in Chiraq, but we've all become so used to those numbers that it's unsurprising at this point!
In case you're wondering how Chicago is doing these days, here's some guys stealing all the cigarettes from a Walgreens
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