In today's episode of "Everything is Racist," get ready to add CHEESE to the list

Apr 14th

Can't make it up:

Apparently, the "logic" here is that non-Caucasians tend to have higher rates of lactose intolerance, so we need to ban all dairy post-haste!

"Arguably, there is a racist element to serving dairy too much because 65 per cent of the world's population are lactose intolerant, many from the BAME (black, Asian and minority ethnic) community," said environmentalist Alison Plaumer.

Plaumer is part of "Extinction Rebellion," a Malthusian, climate alarmist group that was probably bummed COVID-19 didn't wipe out a greater portion of the population.

This took place at a city council meeting in the town of Brighton and Hove in the U.K.

Since the Brits are about 10 years beyond us in wokeness, I expect all cheese to be banned immediately.

"Loads of parents around here give lots of support to this," said Plaumer. "What do children want? They want action. They want it now."

No, Alison, what they want is CHEESE.

Seriously, have you ever met a kid?


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