Introducing would-be revolutionary: Elizabeth from Knoxville
· Jan 7, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Here's an interview with a brave young lady, who sadly had to retreat from the "revolution," after being maced while "storming the Capitol":

"WE'RE STORMING THE CAPITOL! IT'S A REVOLUTION!"

I don't care who you voted for; this is pretty hilarious. If you're going to shoot for a full-fledged revolution, you should at least prepare for a little bit of resistance. I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure George Washington had to push through some stuff that was a little more aggressive than pepper spray.

The real hero in this video is the guy comforting Elizabeth. Just look at his expression:

"I'm definitely gonna be hearing all about this on the flight home. And every day for the foreseeable future."

I can just picture those conversations now:

"Can you believe they just straight-up mace you for trying to overthrow the government? I was only trying to storm the capitol and they sprayed me! How is that legal?"

In all seriousness, this girl is upset about some unanticipated mace she encountered while literally "STORMING THE CAPITOL" to inaugurate "A REVOLUTION." I hope when the dust settles, she realizes just how lucky she is that she's even alive after trying something that dumb. Not everyone got the opportunity to walk away from this.


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