It's happening dot gif!
In a regulatory filing Monday, the world's richest and still somehow based man, Elon Musk, disclosed that he recently scooped up a 9.2% stake in Twitter Inc.
That's right. Elon dropped about $3 billion on 73,486,938 shares of the social network and is now its single largest shareholder ... by far. Behind him and his 9.2% stake is Jack Dorsey himself, with just 2.25% of the company.
So madlad Elon Musk really bought a huge chunk of Twitter just after blasting the company for not applying its principles fairly among users – which, woke cesspool that it is, it does not.
And this just after our beloved brother company The Babylon Bee and our beloved CEO Adam Ford both got locked out of their accounts for referring to Rachel Levine as a man (they are still locked out and refusing to delete the tweets in question).
Only one thing left to do, Elonnnnnn...
Free our brother and our leader, please! 😭
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