It's hard to believe this is not satire
· Oct 19, 2024 · NottheBee.com

So Trump is going to be working a McDonald's fry station this weekend, which might sound satirical enough.

However, we hit a whole new level of real-life satire with this gem right here:

Yes, this former McDonald's chef says Donald Trump has no idea what he's in for working that kitchen.

That's 40-year-old Mike Haracz, and here are some of the things he had to say about Donald Trump working a McDonald's fry station:

Being a McDonald's employee is more difficult than a lot of people imagine …

Unless the scenario is fabricated in his favor, he will not do a good job …

I don't believe he has ever worked in a restaurant in any capacity …

He's probably going to have a fully staffed, if not overly-staffed, kitchen with all of the best crew members surrounding him …

It's likely that there will also be things in place to make sure that no disgruntled customers are yelling at him over the counter for their fries …

But I don't think he'd be very great in that position on a normal day.

If that wasn't enough, Haracz gave a breakdown of how a good McDonald's fry station functions:

‘Maintaining a cool temperament is key,' advised Haracz to the oft-reactive former president. ‘As a fry cook, anything can go wrong, which is tough because almost every McDonald's order includes fries.

‘You have to be mindful of the oil and fry only a few batches a time to ensure patrons are getting fresh cartons rather than ones being held under heat lamps,' he continued. ‘And make sure that each batch is seasoned with just the right amount of salt for consistency.'

I had no idea what kind of detail went into running the fry station at McDonald's!

I wish Trump the best of luck on Sunday, and I certainly hope Mr. Haracz doesn't show up to test him in some sort of Top Chef-type situation.


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