Okay, Kelly Clarkson, I know you've got your own show now and it's super cute or whatever, but this—releasing a Christmas song on September 23rd, 93 DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!—this is unacceptable.

What do you think you're doing here?

I'm sorry, I hate to break it to you, but this song is not good. I'm a huge fan of your Christmas music and I expected more. If you're going to release a Christmas song THREE MONTHS EARLY it better be good.

This is not.

Okay, and now I'm reading that you're going to release an entire Christmas album on October 15th.

It better be good. Because that's still really early.

Everyone knows that you cannot play Christmas music until after Thanksgiving!

Oh who am I kidding? Alexa, play Christmas music on Spotify.