It's the most wonderful time of the year. There's snow and mistletoe, stockings with all the trimmings, cookies and trees, and creepy old uncle Pete Buttigieg cracking dad jokes on Department of Transportation signs all around the country.

Okay, I‘m not 100% sure that Mayor Pete is responsible for the holiday-themed traffic signs lining America's interstates and highways this year, but if he were, I'd have to tip my hat to the guy.

He might not be able keep ships sailing, airplanes flying, or trains on their tracks, but these signs are platinum.

Here are a few of my favorites!

Santa Is Watching

And He's Got a List

Rudolph's an Alcoholic

The Candy Cane Forest Is in the Slow Lane

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The Grinch is a Lane Hog

Don't Stick Your Tongue to a Cold Seatbelt Buckle

Life Must Be Italian!

And My Personal Favorite

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