King Joe, jailer of Christians and friend of Elmo!!

If you missed it, Elmo's handlers asked the world how it was doing and got a near-lethal dose of black pills for his trouble:

For some reason, Karine or another of Joe's own handlers decided to step into the mess.

After all, POTUS might be throwing peaceful Christians in jail for a decade for the crime of singing hymns in front of the entrance to an abortion clinic, but that doesn't mean he's not a nice guy!!

Here were some replies to our potato-in-chief:

NOPE, THIS IS NOT THE BABYLON BEE!!

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