Joe Biden's daring coronavirus plan is apparently to mail masks to every person in America

Feb 5th

Joe Biden is a man with a plan.

After criticizing President Trump's vaccine response for months on end, he assured the American people that his plan was going to be so much better – it would be the planniest plan in all of plandom.

It turned out that plan was really "keep-doing-the-same-thing-but-use-media-to-spin-it."

Move over, status quo, because Old Joe has a fresh new plan that's coming to a mailbox near you!

Biden's chief of staff said the eXpErTs recommended sending masks to every American, but Trump didn't like the idea "for some reason."

Here's the reason:

Hard truth: if masks were sent to every address in the nation, about half of said nation would chuck them straight in the trash.

WE ALREADY HAVE MASKS BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T BEEN ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THEM FOR A FULL YEAR.

You'd end up with piles of unused masks that weren't wanted or needed – and considering the divisive nature of mask mandates right now, it'd seem like a giant middle finger of government bureaucracy to tens of millions of Americans (at minimum).

However, given the current demand for masks from the medical establishment and the Karens driving alone in their cars, it could likely create a shortage where other millions of Americans living in fear can't get their hands on masks because they're all sitting unused in landfills.

To see how this would play out, let's turn to our own little poll, shall we?

On the other hand, this would also be a GREAT object lesson for why Marxist concepts of redistribution don't hold a candle to free market supply chain logistics, so there's that.


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