We're hardly a week into the New Year and Birmingham, Alabama, is off to the best start of all time.

First, we brought you the story of the naked man in the Bass Pro aquarium outside of Birmingham, now we travel not even 20 minutes down the road to Mountain Brook, the rich part of Birmingham, where we find Connor.

[I edited out the cuss words because I love y'all]

I am doing everything I f---ing can ... I already took my belt off and that didn't do sh--!

Those are the words of a frustrated college student who has found himself stuck inside an urn.

Apparently, it was a really funny idea when he got in, but now that he can't get out he has lost an appreciation for the humor of the event.

But for us, it's just now turning funny.

Connor became very frustrated and demanded someone find a hammer to break the urn and get him loose.

I'M STUCK! I'M STUCK! Somebody better y'all gonna have to find a f---ing hammer!

This all happened a week ago on New Years Day, and it was live-tweeted.

But the video is where it's at.

At the end of the day, however, Connor was freed from the urn by a couple of do-gooders with a hammer.

And, of course, he continued drinking.

Now, as tempted as I am to make another "Roll Tide" joke here at an Alabamian's expense, the Crimson Tiders can breathe a sigh of relief when I tell you he's not one of yours.

Go Dawgs, I guess?

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