As you may know, the DOJ is currently investigating classified documents that President Joe Biden had been keeping illegally in his private office from his days as Barack Obama's VP.
This is very serious stuff, I've been told. Cuz when Trump did it, it was in the news for weeks, and it was about the only thing we talked about for the entire month of August.
Well, Biden kept classified documents concerning Ukraine, Iran, and the United Kingdom — and that is fine, because he's not Trump.
No, seriously, listen to Joy Behar and the clowns over at The View:
There is differences in what happened. We all know that Trump is a liar and a thief. We know that. So it's not that big a jump to say that he obstructed and he lied. We don't think Biden is a liar and a thief, so we give him the benefit of the doubt."
Yeah, we all know Trump is a liar. But Joe, Joe ain't no liar! He'd never lie. He's a great man with a great track record. Just trust him. It's fine, really.
Biden:
- Plagiarized a speech from Neil Kinnock in 1988, forcing him to drop out of the presidential election
- Lied about graduating at the top of his law class
- Lied about his son Beau dying in Iraq
- Lied about being offered a job by an Idaho lumber company
- Lied about driving an 18-wheeler as a professional trucker
- Lied about discussing business dealings with his son Hunter
- Lied about "zero percent inflation" in July when inflation was already bananas crazy
- Lied about visiting Pittsburgh's Tree of Life synagogue after the 2018 massacre
- Lied about being "raised in the Puerto Rican community at home."
- Lied about being arrested in South Africa
- Lied about being "appointed" to the Naval Academy
- Lied about confronting the infamous gangbanger "Corn Pop."
- Lied about pinning a Silver Star on a Navy captain
- Lied about having classified documents to an MSNBC reporter in 2018 in the same office where the classified documents were found
Man, she's like, so close to getting it here!
