Just a reminder, Biden really did say he’d ban fracking. Oh, and “get rid of fossil fuels.”

Oct 23rd

But remember, he's the "moderate."

Don't worry fellow Scrantonites, just put down that wrench and pick up a keyboard! You'll find that coding and fracking aren't all that different. You'll still work with your hands, only instead of being outside in the sunshine using heavy machinery and wishing for more hours, you'll be inside in a dimly lit cubicle using a computer and wishing for the sweet embrace of death.

Here's a supercut of Biden being very moderate regarding energy and climate change that you might want to keep handy as well.

Related: Biden has "not taken a penny from any foreign source ever."

That's what offshore LLCs are for!


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