Everything in me tells me this is a Babylon Bee skit with a seasoned impersonator, but my friends...

My friends...

This is real:

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What did I just listen to?

She's talking like she's explaining this to 3-year-olds on Sesame Street.

How she explained sanctions was only 2% better:

The hosts of "The Morning Hustle" are better spoken and researched than the Vice President of the United States of America. Or, at the very least, they don't think we're all idiots.

The only thing keeping this lady from the nuclear football is a senile old man who has trouble remembering how to walk.

May God have mercy on us all.

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