You ever wonder how Colonel Sanders got those pearly whites?
Well, look no further.

Yes, nothing quite says "pleasant dreams" like the taste of fried chicken hitting your taste buds as you doze off into la-la land. As far as the morning goes, I'm sure that orange juice will go much better with fried chicken than it does with that old-fashioned mint taste.

KFC collaborated with oral care brand Hismile on this project, and the only way to get the 2.1-ounce $13 tube of fluoride-free toothpaste is on Hismile's website.
We've made your wildest dreams (or weirdest cravings) come true with our KFC Fried Chicken Toothpaste. Inspired by KFC's legendary 11 herbs and spices, this toothpaste is like biting into a crispy, hot, juicy piece of KFC Original Recipe® Chicken. Bring the unmistakable taste of crispy, golden perfection straight to your toothbrush for a full-on flavour takeover.
Unfortunately, it's sold out, and so is the KFC-themed toothbrush.
Here's something you'll find easy to believe: Apparently the idea started out as an April Fools' joke, and they even dropped the above Instagram post on April 1.
‘This started as an April Fools' joke, but we thought — why not make it real?' Hismile marketing manager Koban Jones said in a statement. ‘We love pushing boundaries, and what better way to do that than by bringing KFC's legendary flavors into an everyday essential? This collab is bold, unexpected, and seriously fun.'
Many fools were fooled by this.
Other sold-out Hismile flavors include Gummy Bear, Orange Soda, Pina Colada, and The Simpsons Purple Squishee Toothpaste.
In other news, some - meaning just me - have speculated that this paste could just be the same filling used to make McDonald's famous McNuggets.

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