As we have all been instructed to believe, President Trump put "kids in cages" because he was an awful person and also Hitler and probably colluded with the Russians.
President Biden on the other hand is much more humane, kind of a cross between Mother Theresa and your own mother.
We've known for some time that Biden's approach is nothing at all like those cages Trump used (and that Biden helped build with Obama but you need to stop remembering that please) because we've been assured repeatedly that is the case.
Well, we finally have some proof.
It's almost like staying at the Ritz Carlton, assuming you were a deli sandwich.
Speaking of which, why do we wrap food in plastic wrap?
To keep it fresh and safe, right?
You know what I'm thinking? Airbnb. "Airy space, complimentary space blankets, communal flat screen TV included."
This is starting to look like a prepper convention.
I have to admit, it's a lot cleaner than San Francisco.
You know what those kids are thinking right now? Thank you President Biden, thank you for not putting us in those awful cages where we have to crowd together and sleep on the floor and instead placing us behind cozy sheets of tin foil where we have to crowd together and sleep on the floor.
And check out these sweet digs.
While they may look rudimentary, you can rest assured, these facilities have all the amenities expected of a sophisticated urban center, "sexual assaults, normal assaults.. daily medical emergencies..."
The important thing to remember is that these facilities are absolutely nothing like cages. Nothing at all.
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