Krispy Kreme will give you free donuts for a year if you get the Rona vaccine because that makes sense ๐Ÿ˜
ยท Mar 23, 2021 ยท NottheBee.com

Krispy Kreme will give you a cascading waterfall of free donuts if you vaccinate yourself against the Rona:

Coincidentally, COVID-19 overwhelmingly affects obese individuals and we've all gained a bunch of weight already in lockdown:

Here's what CBS had to say:

"Starting Monday, any customer with a valid COVID-19 vaccination card will receive a free Original Glazed doughnut at participating locations nationwide. The iconic doughnut shop specifies that any guests who have received at least one of the two shots of the Moderna or Pfizer vaccine, or one shot of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine qualify for the promotion.

All you need to show is your vaccination card to redeem your doughnut โ€” a vaccine sticker is not valid."

You can repeat this every day through the rest of 2021.

"We all want to get COVID-19 behind us as fast as possible and we want to support everyone doing their part to make the country safe by getting vaccinated as soon as the vaccine is available to them," said the company's chief marketing officer.

There's nothing like incentivizing people to protect themselves from something that's highly unlikely to kill them by establishing behaviors that are highly likely to!

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