You can find anything in Las Vegas. Drinks, gambling, drugs, sex — all of Hunter Biden's favorite hobbies! — and, of course, food.

But don't you dare take too much nacho cheese.

The aptly-named Myron Bullie was working at an Arco gas station in Vegas when he decided that one customer had gotten way too greedy at the nacho cheese machine. Minutes later, Bullie was arrested for attempted murder. Yes, over nacho cheese.

Cops showed up to find a guy in the grass, bleeding from his head, nose, and ears, like something straight out of a Quentin Tarantino movie. He couldn't explain to the police what happened, so they spoke with Bullie, who informed them that he told the alleged victim to leave the store for "talking [expletive]".

According to the arrest report, Bullie showed the police officers a broken cheese machine before explaining that the alleged victim wasn't trying to steal anything, but was refusing to leave while "getting [too] much cheese from the nacho cheese machine" for his nachos.

"Don't talk [expletive] to me ... Now everyone gonna see this and they're gonna know never to talk [expletive] to me," Bullie said, based on the arrest report.

According to video surveillance footage, after pushing the man out of the business, they struggled over Bullie's baseball bat, before Bullie punched him in the face and hit him with the bat. The alleged victim tried to walk away, but Bullie then reportedly hit him three more times.

The arrest report continues to explain that moments later, the victim was standing at a business nearby, and Bullie hit him again "with such force that [victim] falls to the floor and does not get up until several minutes later," suffering "two brain bleeds, multiple skull fractures, blood in his ears, air in his brain and multiple facial fractures."

And what's worse, not enough cheese for his nachos.

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