I haven't listened to any of Dr. Fauci's advice since about June 2020 and my life has been great because of it.
Really? Some unelected bozo with no power to enact law is going to tell you and I that we can't celebrate Christmas (AGAIN)?
Fact: There has never been a person in fiction or real life who has been the good guy for cancelling Christmas.
But Fauci is some monstrous hybrid between Scrooge and the Grinch. He probably doesn't need to worry about myocarditis from Covid and/or the vax, because growing his heart a few sizes might actually do him good!
I know it's only the beginning of October, but let me wish you all a very hearty Merry Christmas 2021!
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