LOL Ted Cruz just absolutely ripped Jack Dorsey's beard! Said the Twitter CEO "looked like he had crawled out from under a bridge”
· Jan 4, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Ted Cruz unleashed is the best Ted Cruz.

In an interview with Breitbart, the Texas senator was blasting tech giants left and right.

Cruz described big tech as the "single greatest threat" the country faces to having "free and fair elections." Asked if he had an opinion on which company posed the greatest danger, Cruz replied, "I think hands down Google is the most dangerous company on the face of the planet. Google is the most dangerous because it's the biggest by far. It is the most powerful by far. It controls the vast majority of searches people do."

Yup. Google is definitely the worst. But who's number 2, Ted?

Twitter.

Though they aren't as big a threat as Google, Cruz said he believes "Twitter is the most brazen." And that's when he took the opportunity to insult Jack Dorsey's troll beard, just because he could.

"We just recently had a hearing where Jack Dorsey testified with a beard that looked like he had crawled out from under a bridge," Cruz said.

LOL 🤣

But he's not wrong though...

Look at this thing:

Never change, Ted. You are a national treasure.

Ready to join the conversation? Subscribe today.

Access comments and our fully-featured social platform.

Sign up Now
App screenshot