BREAKING: WOMAN GETS PREGNANT.

A transgender man who underwent a mastectomy while transitioning in Italy was found to be five months pregnant — joining a rare group of so-called "seahorse dads."

The parent-to-be, referred to only as "Marco" in Italian media, already had a breast removal op and was preparing to get rid of the uterus when the pregnancy was discovered at a hospital in Rome, the Telegraph reported.

Translation: A female prisoner in Italy had her breasts removed because of a mental disorder, then got pregnant when she slept with a man.

Or, as the New York Post calls it, a "seahorse dad."

They'll literally write anything to avoid writing the word [whispers] "woman."

"Having discovered the pregnancy the first thing to do is to suspend [hormone] therapy immediately," Dr. Giulia Senofonte, an endocrinologist, told La Repubblica, the news outlet that first reported it.

The expert on gender therapy warned that the fetus could be at risk.

Oh, so you're saying it's unnatural and risky for a woman to inject male hormones and mutilate her body to gratify a mental illness. Interesting!

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