Ladies, gentlemen, and fight fans around the world, I interrupt your hopefully pleasant Sunday evening to bring news of a major escalation in the 12-figure-club beef between the world's richest man, Elon Musk (net worth $233 billion) in the Twitter corner, and his foe, in the Meta corner, the world's 7th richest man, Mark Zuckerberg (net worth $110 billion).
In regards to both the beef and the proposed cage match ... things just got real. Elon tweeted earlier about how he was lifting weights to prepare for the fight. Zuckerberg posted it to his own Threads platform, adding that he is ready to fight today and basically called Elon a pansy who won't really knuckle up with him!
"Not holding my breath." 😬
Shots fired! 💥💥💥
Listen to me and listen carefully: I know the way these two men operate very well, and I can tell you two things that will most assuredly result from the above post by Zuck:
- Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg will be sworn enemies for the rest of time
- THE FIGHT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN
Fight fans, rejoice!
I 100% guarantee you that Elon has already seen Zuck's post, did his Elon HA-HA-HA laugh, and then his machine alien brain immediately set to work plotting various courses of revenge against one Mark Elliot Zuckerberg, beginning, of course, with how he is going to smash his face when they meet in the octagon.
The fight is definitely happening.
What a time to be alive.
