Sure, bringing peace to the Middle East is all fine and well I guess, but this one really hits home. Literally.

Yes, while doing a load of dishes would take two hours or more under the existing regulations, President Trump's changes will reduce that to about an hour.

If you are like most Americans, you're probably asking yourself, "Wait, the federal government can mandate how long it takes to do a load of dishes?!"

Yes it can, because we need to conserve water everywhere including places where we don't.

It's best not to think about it too much.

Office of Management and Budget Director Russ Vought was very excited at the development opining,

"Dishes now washed in an hour or less! This is yet another example of President Trump's promises made, promises kept on deregulation."

America, land of fast cars, and faster dishwashers!