Seriously what the heck is this??

My goodness. Nic there is certainly an "evangelist" of something, but I don't think it's just tech security. Sure, part of this might be to assist blind participants or something, but the real reason for this circus show is intersectionality.

In the spirit of camaraderie, let me take a stab at it:

"Hi, I'm a married Caucasian American Christian man with a beard and a Sig Sauer 9mm in a kydex holster."

Think that would fly with Microsoft?

They also are listing off all the names of the Native American tribes that used to live on the West Coast "since time immemorial," as if they were mystical elves from Lothlórien and not groups of semi-nomadic people who regularly fought and killed and tortured and enslaved each other.

As an Apple user, I used to think that I was sadly supporting the most woke tech company out there, but I think Microsoft is somehow actually the wokest of woke.

Thanks for the laugh, you lovable cultic geeks, you!

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