Mike Tyson, 54, infamously known for biting off a chunk of Evander Hoyfield's ear in their classic 1997 bout, wants you to know he's thankful this Thanksgiving.
No doubt he's especially thankful for being able to climb back into the ring this holiday weekend for a highly touted exhibition match against Roy Jones, Jr. Or, maybe he's just thankful for the $10 million he stands to make.
Both fighters have vowed to keep it real and deliver fierce boxing action, telling TMZ Sports that they'll both be trying to knock each other out.
But until the bell rings, it's all fun and games, with Tyson releasing an hysterical promo video, featuring his own kids, mocking his appetite for ear lobes.
Tyson lifts a drape to reveal a cake shaped like Roy Jones, Jr.'s head.
Daughter: "What's this?"
Tyson: "It's a turkey."
Son: "Dad, it's not a turkey."
Tyson: "Yes, he is."
With his kids unconvinced, he starts carving.
"Well, I like ears. What would you like?"
Taking a bite, Tyson boasts,
"Mmmm, real good. Tastes so much better than Evander's."