Naked Florida woman drives golf cart through armed police standoff that she "had nothing to do with"
· Sep 8, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Do you ever have a day when so many weird things happen at once that you're not sure how to process it?

Yeah, that was definitely these Florida cops when this happened:

Deputies in Pinellas County had plenty on their hands Sunday morning while they tried to diffuse a standoff with an armed teenager on a rooftop.

According to an arrest affidavit, a naked woman who had nothing to do with the situation made things even harder when she decided to drive a golf cart into the crime scene in Dunedin.

These officers had been in a six-hour standoff with the teen, who was pointing a gun at them, when this drunk lady just rolled on up in a golf cart without any clothes.

I'd offer a detailed explanation for this weird behavior but this is Florida so all bets are off.

According to the affidavit, 28-year-old Jessica Elisabeth Smith of Boston, Massachusetts, drove a golf cart by several marked sheriff's office vehicles that were at the scene and ignored a deputy's commands to leave as she approached the house where the armed teenager was on the roof.

The affidavit says her "actions and inability to follow directions put multiple deputies at risk for potentially getting shot at." Deputies say they eventually managed to get her out of the golf cart and handcuffed her.

"The defendant had a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her person, and she was completely nude," the affidavit said.

Okay, so she wasn't technically a Florida woman, but you understand why I had to put that in the headline, right?

If you are IN Florida and you're driving a golf cart while drunk and nude straight into an ARMED STANDOFF, you have earned that title!

The lady now faces a charge for resisting an officer without violence, but she should be happy her last moments on earth weren't swerving naked through an active shootout!


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