WE DID IT, EVERYONE!!! WE SAVED THE PLANET!

Everybody go hug your neighbor – somebody call Greta! – and celebrate this historic victory!

True believers have been telling us for 40 years that the Earth is set to explode like the Death Star in just 4, 12, or 2 years, but with $360 billion given to federal bureaucrats, we did the impossible. We saved the planet.

Look at how excited Nancy is!

The darkness has been defeated. Mother Gaia welcomes us again with open arms.

Even Bruce Willis couldn't have done it better!

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