NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace violently shoved Kyle Larson after a crash and I just hope the FBI was there to investigate Larson for this hate crime

Oct 17, 2022

Critical Race Theory has taught me that Bubba Wallace can't possibly be in the wrong because of his skin color, so I'm assuming Kyle Larson did something racist:

Remember how the FBI raced lickity-split to investigate the "noose" in Wallace's NASCAR garage that turned out to be a rope for the garage door?

It's amazing how FBI resources are used so quickly for taking down things that are important to national security, like garage-door ropes, grandmas waving flags, and pro-life Catholic dads!!

Remember how the media ran with the idea that this was a noose and you were racist for believing otherwise?

Good thing CNN has the fAcT-cHeCkErS on their side!

Here's another angle of the fight:

Just a black guy attacking an Asian guy! No big deal!

And I know there's no evidence that this was about race, but the woke Marxists tell me that everything is about the intersecting hierarchies of power displayed through racial identity...

So I can assume that while this was a blatant anti-Asian hate crime, Bubba's victimhood is greater so it doesn't actually count!


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