This prototypical soy boy in London just spraypainted the outside of an Aston Martin dealership and I am happy to report it doesn't look like any cars were damaged.
Watch:
He has his can of orange paint (I hope it's not oil based) and he's spraying down and vandalizing the outside of an Aston Martin showroom.
Offscreen based dude: What are you gonna do, spray pink next time?
You can tell from the tank top! You look like a clown! Such a clown! You are a clown! Such a clown!
Glad to know there's some based Brits still out there who will rightly make fun of this crap.
Here's the same dude lying on the ground after the police finally showed up, and the crowd has some more lovely words for him.
Offscreen Chad: You're a child in an adult's body. Did your parents never say "no" to you? Did your parents never say "no" to you, son? Publicity seeking child!
While Chad is busy busting soy boy down to size, he's out there spitting bizarre stats, like 99,000 people a year in Britain die from fossil fuel use.
Does that include car crashes? How does he get to that INSANE number?
Are the people there just drinking gasoline?
(Do you know how many lives exist period because of fossil fuel?)
These protests are becoming so numerous, even British politicians are cracking down on protestors, increasing fines for vandalism, and getting these lunatics off the street.
