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If you aren't a gamer, know that Ubisoft is one of the biggest game studios in the world. The company did over $2 billion in sales last year. Its other franchises include Rayman, Far Cry, Just Dance, Prince of Persia, Tom Clancy games, and Watch Dogs.
The last two years, the company has struggled financially, leading to layoffs. Amid other woes, it made a Star Wars game with a masculine-looking female character that was buggy as heck and no one wanted to play.
Assassin's Creed started off in 2007 as a fascinating look at the origin of the word "assassin" with a Shia Muslim sect in the mountains of Persia that was known for killing political enemies during the time of the First and Second Crusades.
Now it features this:
(Oh, you thought there was only one gay/transgender romance scene??)
The game also features a female main character who is, of course, bisexual and enjoys romps with lesbians.
It seems the target audience for this game is 18- to 35-year-old lesbians who want to project woke fantasies onto other cultures.
Think about it: Ubisoft made a game where a fictional LGBT black samurai runs around Japan killing Japanese soldiers, destroying sacred sites, and having sex with men.
No joke, the Japanese prime minister got frustrated with the game!
Woke women really are trying to colonize the world and rewrite history.
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