House bill would authorize the acquisition of Greenland on the condition it is renamed “Red, White, and Blueland”

Feb 12, 2025

I have my doubts that the bill introduced by Congressman Buddy Carter (R GA) will ever make it out of the Foreign Affairs Committee alive, but it's worth it just for the sake of this title being in the public record.

H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".

Carter said in a statement:

His bill gives the Office of the Secretary of the Interior six months to update all federal documents to reflect the island's new name if the acquisition goes through.

Other members of Congress have submitted similar bills, but they're all serious and boring:

Like Rep Andrew Ogles's "Make Greenland Great Again Act".

Honestly, do we really want a state in the U.S. called "Greenland"?

I mean sure, The Princess Bride references could be fun.

But not as fun as Red, White, and Blueland.

Write your congressperson today, and tell them you support Buddy's bill!


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