This is real and it's spectacular.

There's Nic Cage chillin in the woods, being a hairy recluse, and someone has to come rough him up and steal his pet pig.

Why would somebody do that? Also, why does Cage remain bloody through half of the trailer? Does he catch another couple fades? Does he have to murk some people in his quest to recover his pet piggy? Is this going to be like "Man on Fire" except it's a pig instead of Dakota Fanning?

I don't know what else I can add other than Nic Cage is clearly the greatest artist of all time.

[growls] "Who has my pig?"

Instant classic. 👨‍🍳👌