I am so sorry that this isn't satire.

You probably still think this can't be real, so here's the photos from the singer:

Apparently, this weird lady has been doing this for years.

I'm not sure if this is a sick publicity stunt or if she truly believes you can identify as a cat, but it's 2024 and being simply trans was so 2023.

Aren't you glad Slate told us not to be worried about this? The kids are obviously fine!

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